Total Appearances: 14

Goals scored: 4

Assists: 0

Ginger smells of sugar puffs and week old Korma. Tim invented the step over in his first ever season and started the new craze, that will in my opinion out do the cazy frog phenomenon, of showering in his pants. Has an ability to be in the right place at the right time, aided by the fact he never stops running.

Team supported: Tottenham

Role model: Paul Scholes, Gordon Strachan, Alan Ball, John Arne Riise, Billy Bremner, David James (in his ginger stage).

Special move: Stepover

Fav Albion goal: My famous stepover goal, did 3 stepovers (swing and miss) 3 times on the goal line before driving it home!

Fav Albion moment: Small talk at the Bombay Spice.

Hobbies: Fishing, dying my hair

Fav Urban dictionary entry: Wadup Breadbin

Fav Albion fancy dress costume: Richard O Brien (Pete)